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Belizean Bachelor Life

While Margaret (www.localgringos.com) was getting ready to leave for the States, somebody dumped three little bitty kitties on her lawn.  An owl or hawk carried one away, and she was left with a couple of adorable little fur-balls.  She called me up and begged for assistance, bribing me with cooking goodies that she has accumulated like three kinds of vinegar, and lemon-grass soup and canned clams.  I took the kitties…and the bribe!

I asked them what their names were.  “Fritz and Sue,” they told me.  Sue (a boy kitty) climbed up on the bed and explained that it wasn’t “Sue” it was “Sioux.”   “Kitty Sioux” – like ‘Peggy Sue’   -- has a ring to it.  At any rate, I already had a cat box, and they were trained, and they brought a mammoth appetite, so all I had to do was add a couple of food bowls and keep them fed. 

They started sleeping with me right away – along with Ernie – but they all have a tendency to wake up at 4AM and start playing/fighting/love-playing.  What ever it is, I can’t sleep thru it.  I get up, and let Ernie out about five – he likes to ‘do his business” outside, and then the littie kitties fight a little and curl up and sleep.

Lately, they’ve been sleeping in the windows – I will include pictures of that on the website. Ernie fills up the entire window, and threatens to outgrow it – he is growing like a weed, threatening to become the Lion King of this end of Corozal, or at least 8th Avenue. 

Today (Sunday) I was cooking up some Rice and Beans, and I had the beans done by 1PM and that sounded like a good meal.  I went over to the tortilla factory (two blocks away) and got a shilling’s worth  (12 cents) of Corn Tortillas, served up some beans, mayo (to put on the tortillas) and the –still hot – tortillas, an Icy Belikin Beer – and retired to the back yard, with the kitties.

It was their first trip out of the house.  Ernie went with them to safeguard them from Brutus!  Brutus hung around long enough to steal a couple of tortillas from the stack and then he went up front. 

These kitties have been practicing climbing on everything in the house.  They are particularly fond of the PA speakers, which are about two feet high and covered with “mouse fur” – black, climbable stuff which they assault, and then settle down on top – “King of the World, Ma!!” and look at me, saying “Ok, Boss, what’s next?”

Well today, they found out what is next.  My Avocado tree!!  Both of them went up it like they’d been “born to climb” – which, of course, they have!!  There is a long slanting branch, and they would go up that – sometimes one at a time – and then drop down on the other, or on Ernie.  Ernie seemed very paternal/maternal.  He lay around watching them, occasionally participating but just mostly overseeing like some sort of a Big Brother. 

It was instructional to me, because I was seeing my Back Yard thru fresh eyes.  That’s what I hope the Belizeans will understand about the Gringos.  You can live somewhere for years, and think you know everything about a place, and then some stranger, or youngster, or “newbie” as they like to say (disparagingly)  comes along and shows you things about your environment that you never thought of before.

It’s one of the strengths of the US – all these strangers – Irish, African, Scandinavian, Slovakian, Asian, Latino  --  came in and showed us what a wonderful place we had – just about the time we were giving up. 

I have fond hopes that the Belizeans will accept the Gringos in that spirit.  But I have my doubts.. 

Senor Reek.

+ Wondering if a community of Catz is sufficient.

+ Wondering if he’ll just always be another Steenking Gringo in Belize

Click here for the next Chronicle -- A "Musical Chronicle" and my swan song. 

 
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